Work Story: Paul's Black Hole

I wake every morning and go to work. I work in a big fancy corporation building. Most of the actual work is done by foreigners in foreign cities. We are here simply to be the Americans who represent the American lifestyle of preying on the less fortunate to live a life of luxury. I work on the tenth floor and walked in. everyday there seemed to be a new adventure. as i walked in it looked like a party had taken place and I eventually found everyone over in one corner of the floor. "what the hell are you ugly albino bitches doing?" i asked. Well sir we are taking care of Paul's black hole. WHAT THE FUCK IS PAUL'sBlack HOLE! I screamed at the festering maggots.

The game is called Shove shit in the black hole! An ugly receptionist screamed. I looked closer to see that they were shoving stuff in the employees, Paul, Butthole.

I got a stapler in there! We got a whole bag of Funnions! There was a new copy machine! AND PAUL HAS SUCKED IN ALL UP INTO HIS FUCKING ASSHOLE! an alarm went off and the corporation manager came to our floor. He gave a envelope to PAul and made him employee of the month. then the manager shoved his fist into Paul's bloody asshole. Paul Screamed. LET ME GO YOU FUCKING SON OF A BITCH! Pauls asshole took hold and sucked the corporation manager into his asshole!

We decided enough was enough! With the manager gone we took Paul on the road as a circus act and made billions of dollars. The company didnt fall apart due to the Asians hard at work. And when we returned we decided that Paul was a good for nothing ass sucking kinda guy. So Hillary the new tempt was assigned t o Kill PAul. She borrowed her crazy ex husbands .44 and killed Paul. we video taped it and loaded it onto Youtube under Pauls user account. We got 6 billion hits and all became famous. Hillary went to prison where she was ass raped by a fat bitch named Bertha. Hillary didnt have ass sucking powers like Paul and soon bled to death through her rectum.

i returned to my lame ass apartment got high with my goldfish and watched another episode of MARTY! THE TECTONIC PLATE BOY!