When You Put It That Way . . . .

This little piggy went to market to be sold off at auction and eventually slaughtered and turned into roasts, tenderloins and delicious delicious bacon.

This little piggy stayed home, unwitting that it's inability to put on weight as rapidly as its neighbor has served as a stay of execution . . . for now.

This little piggy had roast beef in an act of borderline cannibalism comparable to a man eating chimpanzee meat.

This little piggy had none since it was determined to be small and scrawny and fortifying its diet was determined to be a waste of money.

and THIS little piggy cried weeweeweeweeweeweeweeweewee

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