Too little perfection.

The next time you open a brand new jar of peanut butter, take some time to appreciate the luxuriously smooth surface lurking beneath the jar and safety seal. Scoop out that first flawless knifefull, with it's geometrically exquisite curve like inspiration for a Frank Gehry building.

Then weep, knowing that that jar will never yield so perfect a moment again.

I feel the same way about

I feel the same way about dates. Having met up with a girl once at a restaurant, the very first instance of when I pulled out my bag of dates was the perfection in gooey buildup upon the top of that bag that I also scooped up which also looked like a Gehry building. People were jumping out of it even.

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Little tiny mass suicides can be pretty heart-breaking, but it is nice to know that the experience is universal.

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Peanut butter: no better or quicker way to dry your mouth up and stop it working.

Butter dunes.